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Thursday, 08 January 2009 11:22
First time?  Start here.  Read "The Primer" and follow the link at the end.  Chronological order makes more sense for the stories.

No introductory words needed, let's just dive right in:

"How come my hands smell like pee?" - the worst part is I can't remember if this was before or after lunch.. not sure which would make it more interesting but its just a thought.

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While looking at a series of photographs - "Seems that light travels straight most of the time."

I don't know about you but I'm still waiting for that photo of the light arcing around the corner and waiting to jump out and surprise the next passerby.

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In another conversation with herself:

"I need to find this thing... what was it? I don't know but it was called something."

Whoever Female Boss is talking to probably knows exactly what it was she was looking for thanks to her illustrative explanation.

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To one of her FemiNazi friends, "Well, I guess I couldn't say that I would never want to be a man.  The only man I would want to be is Cesar Milan."

Maybe you know what that means?

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Last but not least, your political perspectiv <-- (pronounced: prespecteev, since there is no "e" at the end, if you will) from Female Boss as the 2008 Election came down to the last few weeks:

"At this point, its really just the Democrats vs. the Republicans don't you think?"

As opposed to the start of the election when all those other bigtime parties were stealing all the media coverage... mhmm..
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Phelps said:

While looking at a series of photographs - "Seems that light travels straight most of the time."

Actually, that was how they helped solidify Relativity, by showing that the gravity of the sun attracted photons from distant stars traveling by it.

Of course, that only applies if the photo was of light passing by something truly massive. Like maybe her ass.

Oh, and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much security. ToU to click on AND a captcha? I won't abide that for long.
 
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Northe said:

See, this is why I need feedback.. I don't even know about the hoops you have to jump through in order to Comment. Lemme see if we can tone down. Maybe just a user login.. anyway, something easier. Thanks, as always, sir.
 
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Northe said:

Ok, Terms of Use gone.. obviously a default setting. Now just the captcha. The captcha only happens to non-registered users it looks like too. I'd like for people to be registered on the site, that way I can give privileges/access to insider info to people I know.. also the added benefit of not having to jump through the hoops to Comment. I think I'm gonna start workin on that next.
 
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Kezix said:

I am glad you aren't like me and just throw on some headphones and ignore everyone around you while you work or there would be no angrytime. smilies/angry.gif
 
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IceCerbie said:

I rated the post, but it still gives me the rating thing. Trying to vote 10 times, I figured it only accepted 1 cause the rating didn't go down. SO! Is there a way to take away your ability to rate a post after you've rated it?
 
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IceCerbie said:

I voted Kezzy down for kicks smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/sad.gif
 
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Sulu said:

Ratings always stay visible for now. Your rating vote is only counted once, but making the rating invisible to you once you vote would take some custom code methinks. smilies/smiley.gif Nothing is perfect.
 
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IceCerbie said:

Ahh, I thought maybe there was a switch that just wasn't checked off.
 
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