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Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:59

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Are you kidding me?  I have only used this as a title once!?  This is a damn hell shame.. time to make up for lost stories then.  Oh and before you guys start questioning my spelling or grammar, remember one thing, this is Male Boss talking.. I wouldn't dare mistype anything that he says.

First -ism:  Male Boss is trying to give Female Boss a little taste of the back home life.  They are in a discussion where Female Boss is being pessimistic and Male Boss chimes in with some old school wisdom.

"You know how zey says back at home?  Right?  You have to look at it zis way, I tell you something positive okay?  So, who has the bigger plate?"

Female Boss has about the dumbest look I have ever seen on her face.. actually fitting for once.

Male Boss doesn't wait any longer for her to come up with an answer so he answers for her, "The man on the moon."

Female Boss can't even get out the word what correctly and kinda just wa wa's it whilst gasping and spitting.

"Maybe doesn't translate right but is very positive message for you to know."

Second -ism:  Male Boss and I are both racked with shit to do, the only difference about this moment in time is that he is actually doing his job.  While wiping the proverbial sweat from his tired brow, Male Boss decides that now would be a good time to make a relevant movie analogy to me.

"You see Northe, it's like The Good,  The Bads and That Ugly."

I chuckle a bit and Male Boss twists the reaction into a he gets me moment.

"Am I right?  It's the same way.  There are two types of mans, the one with the shuffle and the one with the gun.  We are the fucked one zis time, so keep fucking digging, Northe.. keep fucking digging."

I about lost it.

Third -ism:  Male Boss likes to dodge and deflect, as it were, whenever he is met with an accusatory approach.  The one thing about him is that he is never at fault.. in his own head, of course.  Here's a good example of how he acts when he is taken to task by Female Boss.. and I use the term loosely.

"You're the one who did it!  It wasn't me!" she cries.

"I do not," answers Male Boss.

"You know what?  You're a sloppy and careless ass."

"I do not," he tells her.

"Look asshole," Female Boss says approaching him with the evidence in his own hand writing.

"No, no, no.  Not me.  I do not."

"I swear to God, if you say I do not one more time I'm gonna go throw up in your car."